You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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