Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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