I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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