I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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