these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I will die if light touches me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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