is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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