Whod you bang
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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