Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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