oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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