i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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