so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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