I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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