It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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