butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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