This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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