Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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