she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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