Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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