mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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