Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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