I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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