yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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