i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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