ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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