Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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