did you get engaged???
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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