Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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