Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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