Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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