you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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