Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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