Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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