Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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