pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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