dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
