Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
we're so committed to being not committed
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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