ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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