So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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