The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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