Non-Jews are for practice
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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