She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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