The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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