I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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