i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I deserve this hangover.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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