My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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