I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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