he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
its liver damage thursday
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