Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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