SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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