either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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