____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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