I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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